My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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time to smoke my breakfast
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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