Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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