yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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