Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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