so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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