doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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