Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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