why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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