Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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