is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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