i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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