You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
