flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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