she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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