Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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