I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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