is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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