Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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