I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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