he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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