...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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