White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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