The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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