You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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