Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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