So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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