It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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