This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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