so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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