Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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