So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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