think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i now understand why vodka
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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