No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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