Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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