So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
look no pants
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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