What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
two words...techno handjob
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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