Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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