What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Randomize
