Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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