i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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