Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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