Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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