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Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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