He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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