I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.