And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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