You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS