we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All the doctor said was why
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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