had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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