what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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