Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
