We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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