why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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