I would go down on you faster than GM stock
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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