We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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