I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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