Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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