Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
