question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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