So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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